gPhone First Look

Silly Daddy is geekishly excited to be able to have an exclusive inside look at the biggest tech sensation since the iPhone.

He says to his wife, "Look honey. Google is having me review their new gPhone. It has a "Do Everything" button."

"If it can't change diapers, I don't care," his wife replies in frustration as their baby clings to her side.

You've heard the rumors that Google is making major moves into the cell phone business, but not many people have seen pictures or photos of any of the various gPhones. So here is a Silly Daddy scoop. The gPhone is an incredible smartphone handset that even Captain Kirk would be impressed with. It comes loaded with features the tech universe has been waiting for since ET phoned home.

Capitalizing on Google's expertise in the search industry, just a few of the innovative features in this cell phone include:
- Mind Search (move over Mr. Spock)
- Holy Grail Search (with Lost Ark Search coming soon)
- Time Warp Telephone Calls (to search for users in the future and the past)

Doctors and nurses will get extra use out of the phone since its new Google Operating System (code named "Android") is programed to assist medical staff during surgery in the operating room with enhanced anti-virus capabilities. For those wondering what Android will look like, picture the Terminator, but nice.

Despite all these incredibly futuristic functions that this phone performs, sadly, the gPhone does not change diapers... yet.

Some wireless carrier executives however are concerned that the Androids will form an Open Handset Alliance and take over every cell phone in the world. These executives therefore are now hard at work putting together their own alliance which they secretly call the Closed Fist Forum.

Now that you've seen the telephomic gPhone image (which is more fun than a gPhone photo), get your gPhone now, before the tech wars fry your mind.

End of Web 2.0 Tech News

OK. I just realized something. Growing up I was actually anti-technology and I was one of the last people I knew to get a cell phone. But here I am breaking the gPhone story. What has happened? My blog has lost its humanity and I just figured out why. A family of monkeys has taken over most of the admin on this blog to post tech related webcomics on it. So yes, my blog is officially inhuman. However the content is still pretty wild, as you can see from this Google doodle. In fact sometimes the comics are totally bananas and readers often go ape over it.

Telephomic in Mobile Painting program by Joe Chiappetta 2007